Biyernes, Pebrero 29, 2008

Anal Monologues

Back in fifth grade, when I was still a pudgy ball, we had a lady of a teacher, Prunella (not her real name. The orderly woman would always stress detergent-commercial-like neatness in class modeled by her wrinkle-free approach to almost anything. Anything within her ten meter radius would be stacked, piled and arranged into alphabetical,color coded order (well, not exactly that methodical but you get my point.
To complement her organized, Prunella airs poise even with the simplest act. Her head high walk is unique to her among the faculty. he would exhibit a choreogaphed walk that seems to require every bit of effort, but on the contrary its as natural to her as breathing. Even opening her orange tumbler would exude deportment and taking sips from the plastic is no exception. You can clad prunella in ballooned-skirt gowns and warp her in 18th-century England balls and she would instantly fit. You can just imagine her let go a restrained chuckle as the dukes and earls bombard her with diplomatic gags.
Indifferent as we may have been to her ettiquete, we were not spared as morning with her were neck vein distending. A common site in the morning would be students struggling to enunciate water as "woe-tuhr". Of course, there would always be mutants in a specie and on student became zombie to Prunella's school of thought:Sheronimo. It was known that Sheronimo had wrecked havoc using Prunella's infamous accent until his graduation-unsurprisingly as valedictorian,
For years, I was boggled how one could become plastic as plastic until Psychiatric lessons. Psychiatry describes Pruella as obsessive-compulsive (but not the disorder). Our neighbor, Freud, theorized that this has something to do with potty training. According to our neighbor, early and stringent toilet training can lead to a very rigid, perfectionist personlaity exemplified by exagerrated cleanliness and order. Yes, your arinola can greatly influence your individuality.
So what is the perfect toilet trained individual? Well its up to who gives definition to perection. If your idea of perfect is actually perfect then you now have the idea on how to train your kids (future or present). Grab the arinola and let it do its wonders.

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